But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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