party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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