the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
