Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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