Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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