But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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