But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I think I am morally bankrupt
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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