i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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