I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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