I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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