I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
YAS. BRING CRAB.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
