Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
i think i just lost a toe
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
FUCK WHALES
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