Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude i'm inner monologue high
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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