So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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