Do you still have your period?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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