Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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