Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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