fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
