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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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