I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i may or may not be watching the land before time
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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