by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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