Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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