just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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