i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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