I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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