gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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