I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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