Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I had to cum in my sink.
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