I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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