Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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