I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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