Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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