why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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