you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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