you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
