so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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