You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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