So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
We have started to decorate penises.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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