I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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