Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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