her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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