I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Two words: blizzard sex
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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