I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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