She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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