If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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