You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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