ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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