Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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