Is it because I queefed?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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