I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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