I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
