How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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