Kiss
Puke
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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