69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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