My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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