Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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