Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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