now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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