i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Are these your boobs on my camera?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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